2008
Jul
Good Stuff
I am now certified to give…mouth to mouth. Note: I want you to read that in the nerdiest way...
Jul 3rd
I Find It Amusing
Hey folks, I’d like to introduce you all to an experimental segment that I’d like to...
Jul 3rd
Unfortunately
The July 12th ride along has been postponed. I’ll let you know when the rescheduled date...
Jul 3rd
Awesomeness!
The radio station that I used to listen to when I worked at the camera store has come up with some...
Jul 2nd
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Princeton - Eminent Victorians
Jul 2nd
Appy Polly Logies
For not posting anything yesterday. I’ve been staying at Sam’s place since the other...
Jul 2nd
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ZOMBIE STRIPPERS!!!!!!ONEONEONEONE1!
Jul 2nd
Jun
Listen
The Mountain Goats - Jenny I’ll be gone all day. Back around 10 or 11. 7:26 a.m.
Jun 30th
Good God
My blog is on google. Not advertised or anything, but people from all over the world can see this...
Jun 30th
Meh
I had planned on going on a rant about how technology is making people lazy, impersonal and...
Jun 30th
Poetry Sunday
Let’s get this out of the way before I get into other talkie-talkie stuff. But Sam, your...
Jun 30th
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Sam, I can’t remember if this was on the top 10 taser videos. If it wasn’t, why not? ...
Jun 28th
Listen
The Mountain Goats - It Froze Me
Jun 28th
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Built By Snow - All the Weird Kids Know
Jun 27th
More On Hippies
I found this comment on “brooklyn vegan” whilst reading up on the horrible suckiness...
Jun 27th
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Yes.
Jun 27th
Welcome Back
Sam. It’s good to have you home. … … … POH! 12:13 a.m.
Jun 27th
Listen
The Mountain Goats - Jam Eater Blues
Jun 27th
Wow.
Jun 27th
There was one of his lonelinesses coming, one of those times...
— F. Scott Fitzgerald’s...
Jun 26th
Ugh
Damned hippies with no insight whatsoever having to corner me and make me play nice. Get a...
Jun 26th
Heads Up
I may not post much this weekend as I must take care of some business (rent, grabbing my stuff,...
Jun 26th
Early
The problem with getting up early to run is that afterwards there’s absolutely nothing to do. ...
Jun 26th
Manual
11:06 p.m. Transmission is teh funz.
Jun 26th
Huzah!
3:19 p.m. No work today!
Jun 25th
If You've Ever Wondered
2:32 p.m. What filibustering is like, you should check this out. A good issue to hear about. Try...
Jun 25th
Successful
9:09 a.m. A good 7 miles in just under an hour. Unfortunately I locked my keys in my car and needed...
Jun 25th
Running
11:16 p.m. In the morning. It feels good to get out again. I’m getting up early in order to...
Jun 25th
Watch
Thank you HCwDB and fans for continuing to dispense hi-larious justice. Keep fighting the good...
Jun 25th
Also
Rest in peace, George Carlin.
Jun 24th
I Hate
My brother.
Jun 24th
Poetry Sunday
Hack Cough, coughHacking upA lung Little GirlStupid CatSo sad SpidermanMocks meWith web shooters By...
Jun 23rd
Thanks
12:58 a.m. I’d like to thank tonight’s Owen’s Bistro staff for helping to make...
Jun 22nd
It Begins
1:26 p.m. I’m not waiting for things to come to me or fall in my lap anymore, I’m going...
Jun 21st
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Samantha Crain and the Midnight Shivers - Traipsing Through the Aisles
Jun 21st
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Riverboat Gamblers - Don’t Bury Me…I’m Not Dead Yet I’m not so much of an...
Jun 21st
Work
At 4 today. Something to do. I can’t wait until I’m a cop.
Jun 20th
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The Kooks - Always Where I Need To Be I hate their music videos, but their songs are stellar.
Jun 20th
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The Kooks - Eddie’s Gun Because the Kooks are fun.
Jun 20th
Just So You All Know
7:20 p.m. A Suarez never surrenders, always gets up when knocked down, and fights until the bitter...
Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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“Oed’ und leer, das meer,” but look beneath the glassy surface — All the...
Jun 18th
As Promised
1:59 p.m. It seems that fate would have it I write a post about this person/band/inspiration as it...
Jun 18th
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He will never play this live.
Jun 18th
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It could be a crackhead!
Jun 18th
Unfortunately
There will be a postponement on Zombie Survival Day ‘08 as Sam has left for Paris and this was...
Jun 18th
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I honestly don’t know why this wasn’t posted sooner. 12:33 a.m.
Jun 17th
A Couple Good Things Coming Your Way
Perhaps not now, as I’m tired and it’s 2:00 in the a.m., but Sam and I got to talking...
Jun 16th
Poetry Sunday!
1:59 p.m. Went Out Back LaterDon’t forgetTo wake meBefore leaving
Jun 15th
Poetry Sunday!
1:57 p.m. Hiss The cobra fireSells smoke InebriationIs the KeyTo Salvation Missed the TargetNo...
Jun 15th
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Billy Bragg - Waiting for the Great Leap Forward
Jun 15th
10:00 A.M.
A couple weeks ago I noticed (and just now, looking at it again) that the garbage disposal at my...
Jun 15th
Watch
I don’t care what anybody else says, this is probably one of the best movies ever made. The...
Jun 15th
The Prior Post
1:36 a.m. I decided to delete the last post due to the fact that I was (and still am) inebriated and...
Jun 15th
9:50 a.m.
… … … … … … … … … … … … ̷...
Jun 13th
Grumble, Grumble
6:20 a.m. I got to bed this morning at about 3 a.m. I had gone to see The Incredible Hulk with some...
Jun 13th
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Tokyo Police Club - Tessellate
Jun 11th
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Billy Bragg - Help Save the Youth of America (live) I apologize for the bland and poorly constructed...
Jun 11th
Gyahaharr!
1:36 a.m. Today (technically yesterday) = Wow. Sam, I’m just gonna say, you missed out. I...
Jun 11th
Watch
I’ve had this song stuck in my head all day. Entitled “The Opened Way” from the...
Jun 10th
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We Are Scientists - After Hours
Jun 10th
In Regard to My Previous Post
1:52 a.m. And by Pantera sucks I mean absolute genius.
Jun 9th
Poetry Sunday!
Panera It’s a restaurantI thoughtIt saidPantera I’m BrokenMouth for...
Jun 9th
Poetry Sunday!
Milky Substance Debating the DeathPenalty for evadingArrest my heartStrings Running like...
Jun 9th
Poetry Sunday!
Sorry this is late, folks. My Asthmar Wheezy lumpkinsNever had a chanceAgainst nakedintruders Survey...
Jun 9th
Watch
This is Walter Mercado, Astrologist.
Jun 7th
Watch
Andy? Yeah.
Jun 6th
The Weekend
2:12 p.m. My parents have left town for the weekend to see The Sex Pistols perform in Vegas. No,...
Jun 6th
Work Tonight
Thank God!
Jun 4th
Watch
So, whilst perusing the list of “related videos” to the one just posted I came across...
Jun 4th
Watch
Billy Bragg - A New England One more week. This man is amazing.
Jun 4th
Apologies
6:52 p.m. Hey everyone, I’d like to say that I’m sorry I haven’t really written...
Jun 4th
Watch
Don’t know if I’ve posted this before, but I didn’t feel like combing through the...
Jun 4th
Poetry Sunday
3 minutes left Mine trousers Aflame! O what whilst I do When mine thoroughbreds have run their...
Jun 2nd
Poetry Sunday
Masterful My hairit isMasterful. O black netted gardenblanketingeverything A ForestWith nymphs and...
Jun 1st
May
Legendary Updates
12:07 p.m. Recently added names to the List of Legends: William ShattnerMichael KeatonGary Oldman
May 31st
From Sam's Blog
9:06 p.m. The following is from Sam’s blog and must be posted on mine: “Legendary ...
May 31st
Welcome to the Working Week
4:00 p.m. Work tonight. Paid work tonight. Last Friday was simply a shadowing, but tonight marks...
May 29th
A Few Things For You
Hey everyone. I just woke up, it’s 11:30 in the a.m. And I’ve wanted to do this for a...
May 29th
Andrew
12:02 a.m. Thank you for sending me this. I don’t know if you read this, but if you...
May 28th
Anthony Bourdain
3:01 p.m. So, Judith, you’ve succeeded in getting me addicted to a TV show. As far as your...
May 27th
Watch
Anthony Bourdain on Vegetarians
May 27th
Hmm...
12:59 p.m. (Insert maniacal laugh here)
May 27th
Regarding the WMMF Review
1:48 a.m. Y’know, I’m not gonna do it. I’ve decided against it. I’ll just...
May 27th
My New Best Friend
1:41 a.m. Since “The Shoppes” here in the Hills opened up 4 days ago I’ve been...
May 27th
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Wow.
May 27th
Poetry Sunday!
11:40 p.m. One final poem for you on this fine Sunday evening. Psychology The whole passive...
May 26th
Poetry Sunday!
7:40 p.m. Most of my pants never Came with an explanation. I wish they would tell me How pretty I...
May 26th
Poetry Sunday!
3:41 p.m. History Makeshift Mako Falsified Faberge Be Discreet. They’re coming for you. Elton...
May 25th
Poetry Sunday!
12:27 p.m. So, I guess I’ll take a cue from Sam and stagger these things so as to build...
May 25th
Song for Me
Below is a song that I enjoy listening to. Aside from the obvious title and the connection of said...
May 25th
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Razorlight - Who Needs Love?
May 25th
Watch
Because people should be reminded of this every few months.
May 24th
Today
10:45 a.m. Today I may or may not be starting my new summer job. Odd how that works, isn’t...
May 24th
YES!!!!!!11!1111ONEONEONEONE
HAHA! NEW BIRDMONSTER MUSIC EMERGING! NEW ALBUM WITHIN THE NEXT TWO MONTHS! FROM THE MOUNTAIN TO...
May 22nd
Apparently I Have A Band
The Billy Boon Experience. Yes, who’da thunkit? Andy Suarez, master Banjoist and touring...
May 22nd
If Only Materia Were Real...
Ah, yes. It’s that time. Time to tell you all about one of the biggest things to hit my life and...
May 20th
Watch
FF7 remastered opening scene. Also, the only fictitious girl I’ve ever had a crush on.
May 20th
Poetry Sunday!
Sospechoso Cold and Bitter. Renegade. Apprehensive Eleagant Machismo. This Body? Not a...
May 19th
Poetry Sunday!
Aunt Kay Puffy Marshmallows. Ablaze! Someone has thrown a monkey wrench into my swarovski...
May 19th
Poetry Sunday!
Sundance Channel. Motionless. My socks. Sweaty. If only my watch were a time machine. Dwayne...
May 19th
Poetry Sunday!
Mostly cloudy. Rainstorm. Profiles, backgrounds, chicken fingers. I like snow peas. But only...
May 19th
Hey Folks
8:22 p.m. I’ll be a bit late on the write-up for the concert last night and probably...
May 18th
To-Nite
5:42 p.m. What Made Milwaukee Famous @ The Glass House W/ Ra Ra Riot & The Little Ones Doors: ...
May 17th
Something I Amused Myself With
10:48am So, I just finished turning in the last paper of my junior year here at SDSU where both the...
May 16th
Hey Everyone
1:55 a.m. I just wanted to say that later today I’ll be turning in my last final paper of my...
May 16th
Watch
Hilarious movie overall, but the best part comes at 0:51. “I hope you die!”
May 16th
As Promised
I was looking for some good examples of Robyn Hitchcock’s kind of really disturbing gyration...
May 15th
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Robyn Hitchcock - Sounds Great When You’re Dead
May 15th
Welcoming Friends
I’ve recently been notified through this machine and also some amigos (an amigo…enemigo)...
May 14th
As Sam Has Inspired It
Well, inspired me writing about it. I’ve been excited for about a year now, but Indiana Jones...
May 14th
Time: 7:05am
Fuck. I’m just about done. Only a few more paragraphs to stretch some of these things into...
May 14th
Can't Catch A Break
I know I haven’t really posted anything of substance, mainly just nonsensical crap and goofy...
May 13th
I Believe In Harvey Dent
May 13th
On A More Serious Note
And certainly a telling one as well, I’ve just posted one of my favorite songs of all times. ...
May 12th
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Billy Bragg - The Saturday Boy
May 12th
Poetry Sundays
So, what you’ve just experienced is what Sam and I are now calling “Poetry...
May 12th
Fluff Ball
Ah-whoof! Republican party. Party down. Cross-eyed dreams. Dreaming cross-eyed things. I like your...
May 12th
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Clip from 1972 film “Night of the Lepus” which involves giant killer bunnies…if...
May 11th