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“Crayons taste like purple.”
– Tardy the Turtle
The Old Believers - Betcher Ass
I lied.
Closing Time
I’m shutting this operation down. I’ll leave everything without removing posts or whatnot so that you can all go back through the archives and remember the good times we’ve had, but activity will cease on this here blogging site. Why? Eh, no reason. Goodbye, cruel world!
3:56 p.m.
Possibly The Best Message I've Ever Received
From: David Klein of Birdmonster
Subject:
if you feel like doing a little propaganda…
Body:
here is the itunes link for the record http://phobos. apple. com/WebObjects/MZStore. woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=286705140&s=143441 muchas gracias, david
Propaganda!
As I’m sure you all know (if you don’t, we haven’t spoken in a long time) my favorite band in the entire world is Birdmonster. Pure musical energy and bliss coming from four of the most humble and coolest folks you’ll ever meet. So I invite you all to click on the link below to purchase their new album (released digitally today and on CD come September 2nd) and if you...
From The Mountain To The Sea
Is as good if not better than No Midnight. Go me. Go everyone who’s going to listen to this. Go Birdmonster. My only complaint with the album? The tracks “Yuma” and “Forever Gone” were left off, which I hope just means that they’re saving them for an EP or for a new album. I’ll be sure to ask them in person.
12:12 p.m.
HAHA!
ON MY COMPUTER AND CURRENTLY BEING LISTENED TO AND WILL BE LISTENED TO ON CONSTANT REPEAT FOR A LONG TIME WILL BE BIRDMONSTER’S FROM THE MOUNTAIN TO THE SEA!
12:14 a.m.
Dump Truck!
I just hope I get called off of work on Thursday as Dr. Dog will be performing a free in-store acoustic show at the L.A. Amoeba Records at 7 p.m. Stupid unreliable job.
5:19 p.m.
Holy Cow!
Tonight at midnight I’ll be purchasing From the Mountain to the Sea off of itunes and it will be a most glorious evening! And less than a month away I’ll be at Birdmonster’s concert in L.A. to get a hardcopy direct from them on it’s release date! Huzah!
11:08 a.m.
Portrait
I now have a big portrait of L. Ron Hubbard in my possession. It will be hung in my living room. Thank you for this gift Brian.
12:01 a.m.
Poetry Sunday
Johnson
Ah Shit! You poked me In The eye
I know I felt Your wetness All up in My drawers
I’m just Making A Tortilla And Cheese Rollup
Whine Dinner
Wine Dinner Not Denny’s No deep fried Steak
Stupid person I slosh Because A door hits My face
Untitled
Scott. Naked. Bliss.
11:28 p.m.
If Only I Weren't An Idiot
Why is it that every single time I have a plan I always end up ruining it by not checking facts and taking everything at face value or refusing to believe that I’ve made an error in my own thoughts and assumptions? Sure, sometimes it works out and the improvised plan becomes a story to be remembered as a story for future grandchildren, but most of the time I just screw up big time and let...
Poetry Sunday
Man/Freeman
THINGS ARE WORSE THAN EVER Like a submarine Very good Mr. Lao, accidentally Very good
Some Greatness
So my second family (Sam’s family, I spend more time there than at my own house) had a Mexican Fiesta today. Really it was just another party that my aunt threw for family (which I have no problems with whatsoever). Due to these family functions I get to interact with a group of people who I admire and look up to. One of these people (who I’m still mustering up the courage to have...
Sam
I’m still trying to figure out what the hell that kid Eli is saying. Now I’m just confused and…and…I don’t even know. Just. Yeah. Is he retarded or something? What’s wrong with his face? I’m…uh…nn…buh…yih…I just…
…
…
…
Yeah…
12:36 p.m.
On That Second Attempt
I was right about the whole tossing and turning and waking up every 30 minutes to one hour and such, so I’m on a second cup of coffee right now to get me through the afternoon and I’ll be on another before I go to work. Dag yo.
11:47 a.m.
A Second Attempt
Let’s see if sleep works this time around.
3:52 a.m.
Top 5
The top 5 celebrities I wouldn’t mind seeing hit by buses/trains or mauled by tigers/bears/pteradactyls.
1) Carlos Mencia
2) Carlos Mencia
3) Carlos Mencia
4) Carlos Mencia
5) Ryan Seacrest
2:32 a.m.
Top 5
The top 5 things that I think people who don’t know me too well describe me as.
1) Weird
2) Kind of an idiot
3) Creepy
4) Nice
5) Loser
The top 5 things I think about on a daily basis.
1) Women (and the reasons I can’t attract them)
2) Music (and how it helps me to understand #1)
3) My future (and where #1 fits in there)
4) Superpowers (and how they would help me...
Damned Coffee
I made the mistake of drinking coffee at work and now I can’t sleep. If I do fall asleep it’ll be short and I’ll be fidgeting and tossing and turning more than usual. I really need to stop doing that. Expect a few blogs. I know that nobody’s reading this at this hour, so you’ll get to it after the fact. Either way. I’ll probably write a few...
Also
It’s both frightening and comforting to know how similar my newly adopted dad/co-worker, Augustus, is to me. If he leaves by next week I’m going to be sad for my situation and yet happy for him. Dicks and midgets, I think the streak’s ending.
1:15 a.m.
You're Effing Kidding Me!
So, you get mad at me for having a nice conversation with customers that were only there until 10ish while tonight I sit in the back so that nobody can see me while a party of six stays until midnight talking to Chase and you don’t even think twice about it? Then you have the nerve to tell me that my work priorities weren’t straight because rather than cleaning a window I dropped...
BLAST!
Birdmonster will be playing in San Diego at the Casbah exactly one month before I turn 21. I shake my fist in underaged frustration.
3:00 p.m.
Blasted Computer
Stop overheating.
Speaking of heat, I’m sunburned. And in an odd shape around the chest/stomach area. And what’s even better is that the sun cannot penetrate my “E.T. chest hair,” so I look not unlike an alien lobster. Speaking of alien lobsters, Scott, what do you think lobster girl is up to? No doubt using her antennae to radio home to her commrades about...
Hm...
All of a sudden the movie Watchmen no longer seems as appealing when some idiot person I know decides to say “this fucking sick movie preview!” Dag yo.
7:04 p.m.
July 2008
86 posts
What The F?
What’s the deal with telling me to stop talking to guests when they’re having a good time talking to me and I’m already off the clock and about to go home while you’re all inside taking your time eating your food and there’s absolutely no one else in the god damned restaurant? Eat a dick.
11:09 p.m.
A House
I guess we’ve got one, we just need to sign paperwork in a few days. Huzah!
11:42 a.m.
New Readers
Hello and welcome. I honestly don’t know why you people read this crap or how I manage to become popular in my small group of friends, but you do, for some reason, and I continue to write in order to keep my sanity. So, for you new comers who don’t feel like going back in time to find some things out, here is a link to my cousin’s page as he and I both came up with the...
On A Continuing Streak
I guess things are still looking up. We haven’t found a house yet, but there are a few renters that seem to like the three of us. Let’s hope things work out with that.
In other news, go Andy! Why? For being a champ.
1:04 a.m.
Poetry Sunday
I know I’m late, but I” drunk. So here it is, the last 3 poems for poetry Sunday.
Drink
I Am drunk And there’s Nothing to be done
What will You do? Nothing Of course nothing…
Shit Not much To say Since there’s nothing
Roommates
Love Hate Bastards Now
What happens In months When we Can’t relate
We become The best Of Friends Oh well
Who
Who are You That...