Hm...
All of a sudden the movie Watchmen no longer seems as appealing when some idiot person I know...
Aug 1st
Eating breakfast with the folks this morning reminded me of...
Jul 31st
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Phil Ken Sebbin as played by Stephen Colbert on Adult Swim’s Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.
Jul 31st
What The F?
What’s the deal with telling me to stop talking to guests when they’re having a good...
Jul 31st
A House
I guess we’ve got one, we just need to sign paperwork in a few days. Huzah! 11:42 a.m.
Jul 30th
New Readers
Hello and welcome. I honestly don’t know why you people read this crap or how I manage to...
Jul 30th
On A Continuing Streak
I guess things are still looking up. We haven’t found a house yet, but there are a few...
Jul 30th
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Haha! My cousin Emily posted a song called “How I Could Just Kill a Man” by someone...
Jul 29th
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I can’t wait for this movie. If you haven’t read the graphic novel, go and read it as...
Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
Poetry Sunday
I know I’m late, but I” drunk. So here it is, the last 3 poems for poetry Sunday. ...
Jul 28th
Poetry Sunday
As promised, today will be a double helping of PS. I’ll do half now and half later. ...
Jul 27th
Sam, you’ll appreciate this one most.
Jul 27th
Movie Review: I Am Legend
It sucked. 5:29 p.m.
Jul 27th
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Jul 26th
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I don’t even know what to say.
Jul 26th
Que?
You mean this guy actually wants money for his “paintings?” 2:27 p.m.
Jul 26th
I Find It Amusing
I find it amusing that ever since I got home for summer break I’ve seperated my days into...
Jul 25th
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Mountain Goats - Dance Music
Jul 25th
On My Absence
Sorry folks. As I’m sure you’ve noticed, I haven’t written anything or posted...
Jul 25th
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The Poultrygeist
Jul 23rd
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Jul 22nd
P.E.
Once again I depart in the morning to aid younglings in the art of physical fitness. They’ll...
Jul 22nd
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ZOMBIE VIDEO GAME! I’ll now get to fulfill part of my dream come Nov. 4th.
Jul 22nd
On My Adoption and Sam's Exodus
Tonight it was decided that I be adopted by my co-worker Augustus. I have no problems with this,...
Jul 21st
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Birdmonster - In-studio at KCRW
Jul 20th
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What Made Milwaukee Famous - In-studio performance at KCRW
Jul 20th
Sometimes
Sometimes I get lazy and try to put my underwear on at the same time as my pants. It never works. ...
Jul 20th
Scott
I’m naked. 8:03 p.m.
Jul 20th
Here It Comes
I imagine my streak of good luck will be ending shortly as I’m almost certain my camping trip...
Jul 19th
On Today's Events
Today was absolutely nutty. I honestly have no idea what happened after 3:30. But I guess things...
Jul 19th
I Find It Amusing
While we’re on the subject of late 80’s/early 90’s white rappers, I find it...
Jul 18th
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STOP! Collaborate and listen.
Jul 18th
Thank You George Washington
Called off of work tonight (I didn’t want to work, so that was good). Sam got the job at Bass...
Jul 18th
Double Hellz Yeah!
Tuition is paid and it would appear as though my commrades may have found a place for us to live for...
Jul 18th
Hellz Yeah
Tuesday. Two albums coming out that I want real bad-like. The Avett Brothers’ The Gleam II ...
Jul 18th
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I think my life is almost complete now.
Jul 17th
On Marionette
I have no idea why, but I’ve named my truck Marionette. I absolutely love my truck. It was...
Jul 17th
The Streak Continues
A good night at work (I got off early). A fun time with friends yesterday. An amazing show coming...
Jul 17th
SEPTEMBER 2ND!
AT THE TROUBADOUR! BIRDMONSTER! $15! FUCK YEAH! FUCK! YEAH! ARRGH!
Jul 16th
On Younglings
Due to network limitations for the kids, I don’t have full access to post videos and such. ...
Jul 15th
BLAST!
Damn you Noise Pop for not telling me that Birdmonster would be playing an acoustic set in San...
Jul 15th
I figured I’d leave you all with this humorous yet...
Jul 15th
On Bonfires
I normally hate them. It usually deals with people that I don’t like congregating at the...
Jul 15th
On My Paranoia
As with all things physics and logic, what goes up must come down. Seeing as how I’ve had an...
Jul 14th
Poetry Sunday
Maiz Yellow kernels One By one Searching The maze For maiz Is lengthy And Treacherous Upon the...
Jul 14th
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Patrick Park - Something Pretty
Jul 13th
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And while we’re on great 80s songs that also appeared in the movie Donnie Darko, here’s...
Jul 13th
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Echo & the Bunnymen - The Killing Moon
Jul 13th
On Upcoming Excitement
There is a fiesta for all of my family members born in the month of July. I will be there at around...
Jul 13th
Sometimes
Sometimes I wish I could just go into a coma for 30 years. 2:30 a.m.
Jul 13th
On Feeling Accepted
Today was another one of those days that I was really thankful for. Despite all of the complaining...
Jul 13th
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An advert just asked me if I’m “hotter than Vanessa Hudgens.” I’m going to...
Jul 13th
On Some Redeeming Qualities of My...
Last night was a very good night for me and while I know the reasoning for it is only temporary, so...
Jul 13th
The Post About Certainty
Scratch that. 1:00 a.m.
Jul 12th
Sometimes
Right now would be a good time to introduce yet another segment entitled “Sometimes.” ...
Jul 12th
Some Neatness of Mine (Or So I'd Like to...
I had a dream last night where I got to hang out at some sort of function with John Darnielle and we...
Jul 12th
For Once
There is certainty in my work schedule at Owen’s Bistro. At least for two days. Sweets and...
Jul 11th
Perry Bible Fellowship
Jul 10th
Ah!
Drinking, playing video games, and watching martial arts movies with Sam is quite fun. 11:59 p.m.
Jul 10th
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Birdmonster - Born To Be Your Man
Jul 10th
TRIPLE BLAST!
I’m also missing a book signing by John Darnielle tomorrow and a Who tribute gig with some big...
Jul 9th
BLAST!
I’ll be missing the HCwDB book signing in Hollywood this Saturday. 10:50 a.m.
Jul 9th
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Sho Nuff!
Jul 9th
I Find It Amusing
I find it amusing that Ice Cube went from this to this. 1:59 a.m.
Jul 8th
The 6th Man
The last person on my team that is allowed to carry a weapon… … Samuel L. Jackson. ...
Jul 8th
Zombie Escape '08
Sorry for the delay on this one. Let’s hope it turns out alright. I’ll use Sam’s...
Jul 8th
Crap
I forgot to start on the Zombie Escape Plan ‘08. I’ll have that up before...
Jul 8th
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Unfortunately the only video I could find of this amazing song was some stupid Stargate: Atlantis...
Jul 7th
Poetry Sunday
Tactics Damn you! Let my people go You blast With twinkling magic And my troops Cannot return To...
Jul 7th
Poetry Sunday
Do Not Follow Mazes Upon mazes running like rats I see you Pasty White Frightening As all Hell ...
Jul 7th
Poetry Sunday
The Chase I see them Zombies coming closer inching Shoot the head Kill the ghoul But I’ll be...
Jul 7th
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The Mountain Goats - The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton
Jul 6th
Comics that are quite funny.
Jul 6th
John Adams
I’m watching the HBO miniseries John Adams right now and of all of the HBO dramas I’ve...
Jul 6th
It Amuses Me
My camping and hiking has inspired the following segment of “It Amuses Me.” It amuses...
Jul 6th
Camping
Sam and I had discussed last week what place we could go to relax and be completely at peace. Sam...
Jul 6th
Write-up Soon
I just got in. Some family time will commence and then I will deliberate on the happenings of these...
Jul 6th
Slight Delay
My family and I will be leaving for the mountains at 3 a.m. For the next three hours I’ll be...
Jul 4th
Good Stuff
I am now certified to give…mouth to mouth. Note: I want you to read that in the nerdiest way...
Jul 4th
I Find It Amusing
Hey folks, I’d like to introduce you all to an experimental segment that I’d like to...
Jul 3rd
Awesomeness!
The radio station that I used to listen to when I worked at the camera store has come up with some...
Jul 3rd
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Princeton - Eminent Victorians
Jul 3rd
Appy Polly Logies
For not posting anything yesterday. I’ve been staying at Sam’s place since the other...
Jul 2nd
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ZOMBIE STRIPPERS!!!!!!ONEONEONEONE1!
Jul 2nd