“Crayons taste like purple.”
— Tardy the Turtle
— Tardy the Turtle
Aug 11th
Listen
The Old Believers - Betcher Ass
I lied.
Aug 8th
Watch
Why not?
Aug 6th
Closing Time
I’m shutting this operation down. I’ll leave everything without removing posts or...
Aug 6th
Possibly The Best Message I've Ever...
From: David Klein of Birdmonster Subject: if you feel like doing a little propaganda… Body: ...
Aug 6th
Propaganda!
As I’m sure you all know (if you don’t, we haven’t spoken in a long time) my...
Aug 5th
From The Mountain To The Sea
Is as good if not better than No Midnight. Go me. Go everyone who’s going to listen to...
Aug 5th
HAHA!
ON MY COMPUTER AND CURRENTLY BEING LISTENED TO AND WILL BE LISTENED TO ON CONSTANT REPEAT FOR A LONG...
Aug 5th
Dump Truck!
I just hope I get called off of work on Thursday as Dr. Dog will be performing a free in-store...
Aug 5th
Watch
Patrick Park - Life is a Song
Aug 4th
Holy Cow!
Tonight at midnight I’ll be purchasing From the Mountain to the Sea off of itunes and it will...
Aug 4th
Portrait
I now have a big portrait of L. Ron Hubbard in my possession. It will be hung in my living room. ...
Aug 4th
Poetry Sunday
Johnson Ah Shit! You poked me In The eye I know I felt Your wetness All up in My drawers ...
Aug 4th
If Only I Weren't An Idiot
Why is it that every single time I have a plan I always end up ruining it by not checking facts and...
Aug 3rd
Poetry Sunday
Man/Freeman THINGS ARE WORSE THAN EVER Like a submarine Very good Mr. Lao, accidentally Very good
Aug 3rd
Some Greatness
So my second family (Sam’s family, I spend more time there than at my own house) had a Mexican...
Aug 3rd
Sam
I’m still trying to figure out what the hell that kid Eli is saying. Now I’m just...
Aug 2nd
On That Second Attempt
I was right about the whole tossing and turning and waking up every 30 minutes to one hour and...
Aug 2nd
A Second Attempt
Let’s see if sleep works this time around. 3:52 a.m.
Aug 2nd
Top 5
The top 5 celebrities I wouldn’t mind seeing hit by buses/trains or mauled by...
Aug 2nd
Top 5
The top 5 things that I think people who don’t know me too well describe me as. 1) Weird 2)...
Aug 2nd
Damned Coffee
I made the mistake of drinking coffee at work and now I can’t sleep. If I do fall asleep...
Aug 2nd
Also
It’s both frightening and comforting to know how similar my newly adopted dad/co-worker,...
Aug 2nd
You're Effing Kidding Me!
So, you get mad at me for having a nice conversation with customers that were only there until 10ish...
Aug 2nd
Watch
The Avett Brothers - Laundry Room
No longer tainted. I only expect one of you to understand that.
Aug 2nd
BLAST!
Birdmonster will be playing in San Diego at the Casbah exactly one month before I turn 21. I shake...
Aug 2nd
Watch
Very good movie by Jim Jarmusch with a stellar soundtrack by Neil Young.
Aug 1st
Watch
One of those things that people should be reminded of every few months.
Aug 1st
Blasted Computer
Stop overheating. Speaking of heat, I’m sunburned. And in an odd shape around the...
Aug 1st