This Will Not Be Heard...

Aug 11
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Crayons taste like purple.
— Tardy the Turtle
Aug 08
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The Old Believers - Betcher Ass

I lied.

Aug 05
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Why not?
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Closing Time

I’m shutting this operation down.  I’ll leave everything without removing posts or whatnot so that you can all go back through the archives and remember the good times we’ve had, but activity will cease on this here blogging site.  Why?  Eh, no reason.  Goodbye, cruel world!

3:56 p.m.

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Possibly The Best Message I've Ever Received

From:  David Klein of Birdmonster

Subject:

if you feel like doing a little propaganda…

Body:

here is the itunes link for the record




http://phobos. apple. com/WebObjects/MZStore. woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=286705140&s=143441





muchas gracias,

david

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Propaganda!

As I’m sure you all know (if you don’t, we haven’t spoken in a long time) my favorite band in the entire world is Birdmonster. Pure musical energy and bliss coming from four of the most humble and coolest folks you’ll ever meet. So I invite you all to click on the link below to purchase their new album (released digitally today and on CD come September 2nd) and if you like it, buy their other ones too, because I know you will like it. So here’s the itunes link for all you fine people out there on the internet.

http://phobos. apple. com/WebObjects/MZStore. woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=286705140&s=143441

Enjoy it. Embrace it. Love it. Give up your hard earned cash for it. Then go see them in concert. Also, if you’re unsure of what they sound like, here’s another link for you.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=5019603

What’re you still doing reading this? Go!

1:35 p.m.

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From The Mountain To The Sea

Is as good if not better than No Midnight.  Go me.  Go everyone who’s going to listen to this.  Go Birdmonster.  My only complaint with the album?  The tracks “Yuma” and “Forever Gone” were left off, which I hope just means that they’re saving them for an EP or for a new album.  I’ll be sure to ask them in person.

12:12 p.m.

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HAHA!

ON MY COMPUTER AND CURRENTLY BEING LISTENED TO AND WILL BE LISTENED TO ON CONSTANT REPEAT FOR A LONG TIME WILL BE BIRDMONSTER’S FROM THE MOUNTAIN TO THE SEA!

12:14 a.m.

Aug 04
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Dump Truck!

I just hope I get called off of work on Thursday as Dr. Dog will be performing a free in-store acoustic show at the L.A. Amoeba Records at 7 p.m.  Stupid unreliable job.

5:19 p.m.

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Patrick Park - Life is a Song
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Holy Cow!

Tonight at midnight I’ll be purchasing From the Mountain to the Sea off of itunes and it will be a most glorious evening!  And less than a month away I’ll be at Birdmonster’s concert in L.A. to get a hardcopy direct from them on it’s release date!  Huzah!

11:08 a.m.

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Portrait

I now have a big portrait of L. Ron Hubbard in my possession.  It will be hung in my living room.  Thank you for this gift Brian.

12:01 a.m.

Aug 03
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Poetry Sunday

Johnson

Ah
Shit!
You poked me
In
The eye

I know
I felt
Your wetness
All up in
My drawers

I’m just
Making
A Tortilla
And Cheese
Rollup

Whine Dinner

Wine
Dinner
Not Denny’s
No deep fried
Steak

Stupid person
I slosh
Because
A door hits
My face

Untitled

Scott.
Naked.
Bliss.

11:28 p.m.

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If Only I Weren't An Idiot

Why is it that every single time I have a plan I always end up ruining it by not checking facts and taking everything at face value or refusing to believe that I’ve made an error in my own thoughts and assumptions?  Sure, sometimes it works out and the improvised plan becomes a story to be remembered as a story for future grandchildren, but most of the time I just screw up big time and let everyone down.  Man, I’m just going to be so pissed at work today.  I really hope they let me go before guests start arriving because I don’t know if I can take another one of Denise’s lectures on how she’s so damned great and how I screwed up because I decided to help out the customer rather than whatever it is she wants.  Two weeks.  Two weeks.  Two weeks.

12:45 p.m.

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Poetry Sunday

Man/Freeman

THINGS ARE WORSE THAN EVER
Like a submarine
Very good Mr. Lao, accidentally
Very good