Is as good if not better than No Midnight. Go me. Go everyone who’s going to listen to this. Go Birdmonster. My only complaint with the album? The tracks “Yuma” and “Forever Gone” were left off, which I hope just means that they’re saving them for an EP or for a new album. I’ll be sure to ask them in person.
12:12 p.m.
ON MY COMPUTER AND CURRENTLY BEING LISTENED TO AND WILL BE LISTENED TO ON CONSTANT REPEAT FOR A LONG TIME WILL BE BIRDMONSTER’S FROM THE MOUNTAIN TO THE SEA!
12:14 a.m.
I just hope I get called off of work on Thursday as Dr. Dog will be performing a free in-store acoustic show at the L.A. Amoeba Records at 7 p.m. Stupid unreliable job.
5:19 p.m.
Tonight at midnight I’ll be purchasing From the Mountain to the Sea off of itunes and it will be a most glorious evening! And less than a month away I’ll be at Birdmonster’s concert in L.A. to get a hardcopy direct from them on it’s release date! Huzah!
11:08 a.m.
I now have a big portrait of L. Ron Hubbard in my possession. It will be hung in my living room. Thank you for this gift Brian.
12:01 a.m.
Johnson
Ah
Shit!
You poked me
In
The eye
I know
I felt
Your wetness
All up in
My drawers
I’m just
Making
A Tortilla
And Cheese
Rollup
Whine Dinner
Wine
Dinner
Not Denny’s
No deep fried
Steak
Stupid person
I slosh
Because
A door hits
My face
Untitled
Scott.
Naked.
Bliss.
11:28 p.m.
Why is it that every single time I have a plan I always end up ruining it by not checking facts and taking everything at face value or refusing to believe that I’ve made an error in my own thoughts and assumptions? Sure, sometimes it works out and the improvised plan becomes a story to be remembered as a story for future grandchildren, but most of the time I just screw up big time and let everyone down. Man, I’m just going to be so pissed at work today. I really hope they let me go before guests start arriving because I don’t know if I can take another one of Denise’s lectures on how she’s so damned great and how I screwed up because I decided to help out the customer rather than whatever it is she wants. Two weeks. Two weeks. Two weeks.
12:45 p.m.
Man/Freeman
THINGS ARE WORSE THAN EVER
Like a submarine
Very good Mr. Lao, accidentally
Very good
So my second family (Sam’s family, I spend more time there than at my own house) had a Mexican Fiesta today. Really it was just another party that my aunt threw for family (which I have no problems with whatsoever). Due to these family functions I get to interact with a group of people who I admire and look up to. One of these people (who I’m still mustering up the courage to have an actual conversation with) is none other than the legendary Bryan Campagna. If you’re new here or you’ve forgotten, Bryan is a police officer in the city of Oceanside and recently made the S.W.A.T. team there. He served his time in the Army, went through Ranger training and achieved the highest honor possible by serving in the Old Guard. He’s currently going through S.W.A.T. training in the L.A. area and was able to make it out to the festivities today. And while my admiration and idol worshipping of this man is nowhere close to the amount Sam looks up to him, he’s still a demi-god in my eyes. So, because he was just coming in from training he had his S.W.A.T. gear with him and decided to let Sam and I take a gander at it all and let us…how should I say it…handle the goods. So Sam and I each got to try on Mr. Campagna’s tactical attire and weapons. I’ll let Sam get into the details as he’s sure to write about this historic day, but in brief…I held a machine gun! And I wore body armor! But there is one thing, and that is that looking at Sam in a tactical suit, he belongs on the force. If anyone can look like a cop and look like they belong as a cop and such, it’s Sam. This day just makes me more eager for the future.
Poetry Sunday soon!
12:08 a.m.
I’m still trying to figure out what the hell that kid Eli is saying. Now I’m just confused and…and…I don’t even know. Just. Yeah. Is he retarded or something? What’s wrong with his face? I’m…uh…nn…buh…yih…I just…
…
…
…
Yeah…
12:36 p.m.
I was right about the whole tossing and turning and waking up every 30 minutes to one hour and such, so I’m on a second cup of coffee right now to get me through the afternoon and I’ll be on another before I go to work. Dag yo.
11:47 a.m.
Let’s see if sleep works this time around.
3:52 a.m.
The top 5 celebrities I wouldn’t mind seeing hit by buses/trains or mauled by tigers/bears/pteradactyls.
1) Carlos Mencia
2) Carlos Mencia
3) Carlos Mencia
4) Carlos Mencia
5) Ryan Seacrest
2:32 a.m.
The top 5 things that I think people who don’t know me too well describe me as.
1) Weird
2) Kind of an idiot
3) Creepy
4) Nice
5) Loser
The top 5 things I think about on a daily basis.
1) Women (and the reasons I can’t attract them)
2) Music (and how it helps me to understand #1)
3) My future (and where #1 fits in there)
4) Superpowers (and how they would help me obtain #1)
5) Zombies (and their erradication)
The top 5 words that I will never use to describe good/cool things/situations.
1) Chill (unless I’m quoting Arnold Schwarzenegger(sp?) as Mr. Freeze)
2) Bomb (exception being “da bomb”)
3) Dank
4) Sick
5) Psycho
2:15 a.m.