This Will Not Be Heard...

Jul 31
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Eating breakfast with the folks this morning reminded me of this as we had a couple of jars of preserves on the table.
Eating breakfast with the folks this morning reminded me of this as we had a couple of jars of preserves on the table.
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Phil Ken Sebbin as played by Stephen Colbert on Adult Swim’s Harvey Birdman:  Attorney at Law.
Jul 30
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What The F?

What’s the deal with telling me to stop talking to guests when they’re having a good time talking to me and I’m already off the clock and about to go home while you’re all inside taking your time eating your food and there’s absolutely no one else in the god damned restaurant? Eat a dick.

11:09 p.m.

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A House

I guess we’ve got one, we just need to sign paperwork in a few days.  Huzah!

11:42 a.m.

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New Readers

Hello and welcome. I honestly don’t know why you people read this crap or how I manage to become popular in my small group of friends, but you do, for some reason, and I continue to write in order to keep my sanity. So, for you new comers who don’t feel like going back in time to find some things out, here is a link to my cousin’s page as he and I both came up with the “Poetry Sunday” concept. And since PS seems to be the driving force behind my “blog” I feel it necessary to make you all aware of the co-inventor. Here’s the link.

11:28 a.m.

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On A Continuing Streak

I guess things are still looking up.  We haven’t found a house yet, but there are a few renters that seem to like the three of us.  Let’s hope things work out with that.

In other news, go Andy!  Why?  For being a champ.

1:04 a.m.

Jul 29
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Haha!  My cousin Emily posted a song called “How I Could Just Kill a Man” by someone named Charlotte Sometimes and I thought it was going to be a cover of the song above.  Boy, was I wrong.

Cypress Hill, by the way.

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I can’t wait for this movie.  If you haven’t read the graphic novel, go and read it as soon as possible as it is one of the best things I’ve ever read (and you should all trust me…I have candy).
Jul 28
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Poetry Sunday

I know I’m late, but I” drunk.  So here it is, the last 3 poems for poetry Sunday.

Drink

I
Am drunk
And there’s
Nothing to be done

What will
You do?
Nothing
Of course nothing…

Shit
Not much
To say
Since there’s nothing

Roommates

Love
Hate
Bastards
Now

What happens
In months
When we
Can’t relate

We become
The best
Of Friends
Oh well

Who

Who are
You
That plagues
My existence

Telling me
Which way
To turn
Ruining things

Please,
Just tell me
What it is
You want to hear.

3:07 a.m.

Jul 27
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Poetry Sunday

As promised, today will be a double helping of PS.  I’ll do half now and half later.

P’s & Q’s

Dreams
Wake up
Preposterous preponderance
Rhinoceros

Cheese sandwiches
Ooey…gooey
A
Is for Andy

A
I’m not the Fonz
Happy Days
Yours, mine

Lack of Pants

Eyelashes
Underwear
Pants…no
No pants

Deck of cards
Shoe polish
No Polish Dogs
Only Bratwurst

San Diego

Peaches
One day
I will
Find you

On that day
I will
Laugh
Heartily

I will also
Attempt
To get
A good photo

Just remember
To point
At
The camera

12:38 p.m.

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Sam, you’ll appreciate this one most.
Sam, you’ll appreciate this one most.
Jul 26
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Movie Review: I Am Legend

It sucked.

5:29 p.m.

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