The Weekend
2:12 p.m.
My parents have left town for the weekend to see The Sex Pistols perform in Vegas. No, this does not mean that I’m hosting some sort of wild and uncontrollable party. It simply means that they’ve taken my mode of transportation and left me with what I like to call “The Whale.” The Whale is commonly known as the Suburban to automobile enthusiasts, but has been dubbed such due to its large size and ability to eat up hundreds of dollars worth of gas in short periods of time. Fortunately for me, I have absolutely nothing to do and nowhere to go save for work and Sam’s. I neglected to bring my bike home with me when moving back for the summer, so I’m unable to take the free ride around town. That’s about it. A more serious post soon, I swears it. For now, I must assassinate a Templar Knight and find out what some creepy corporation has to do with the year 2012. Until the serious post I’ll probably shower you all with videos and such.